US Broke Asses Beware!

There is nothing in thah basket left!

White and Black muh fuckahs complainin their asses off and don't fuckin work! Got three tah four children trailin them and shit! So y'all sho do know how tah fuck! Makin it happen capt'n on our slo-mo fed-ro! But wait until this end of Summer! It's gonnah start aftah Memorial Day and aftah that shit them evil muh fuckahs gonnah make it happen too! This Independence Day is gonnah be ah straight up eye-poppin excitin spectacles! But not in ah good way!

Watch how many grids go down all ovah the US! Them evil muh fuckahs jUSt feelin some shit out! Gettin ready tah melt US this Summer and deep freeze US this Winter!

"Why would they do that?"

What?! Why? Okay fair question! But yah ain't gonnah like thah response!

Cause them evil ass muh fuckahs jUSt wants tah know what is thah most effective environment to murder US in!?

And them evil muh fuckahs already deniably knows it's muh fuckin 

Cold!

At least for US niggahs!...

(Peace! More come...)