"So why do so many people in most of these rigorous religions have so many children?"
Shiiiought!
Askin me? Oh, you are!? You know I don't speak lightly even about shit like this?!
"That's why I am asking you?"
Okay. Well...
Religion "legalism" speaking, some of those muh fuckahs ain't supposed tah have any muh fuckin social life save for work, goin tah thah store/market and goin tah church of course!
Can't drink caffeine, cause they deem it ah drug! Can't get your drank on! Can't go tah thah muh fuckin movies, cause that shit is the devil! Can't go tah thah club (please see previous 'cause' statement)! Can't go tah social gatherings or parties, cause you are now unequally yoked, unless thah gathering is legalistically church related! (Work related? 'I'll have to respectfully decline for religious reasons!') Can't smoke thah herb! Can't smoke thah nic! Can't even vape thah nic! Supposed tah eat in moderation! Can't eat meat! Can't even eat any USed tah be crawling, troddin muh fuckin alive thing (Jainism)!...So what thah fuck is ah devout religioUS muh fuckah gonnah do?!
Uhm!
But some of these fucked up religions, yo sorry unblessed unworthy ass can even have multiple wives and shit! (God damn!) And even if yah only have one wife! (You picked the wrong religion sucker!) So yo ass sho do have thah right in that muh fuckin sorry ass religion tah fuck! And fuck! And Fuck!...(Cause ain't no sin in fuckin and multiplyin!)
Till yo sorry ass no count "righteous" muh fuckin broke ass is contented from all that muh fuckin
Fucking!
Or yo sorry ass no count "righteous" muh fuckin broke ass just gets tired as fuck, from all of that muh fuckin righteous
Fucking!...
Give yah ah popular muh fuckin old ass lyric,
"Oh, no one knows what goes on behind closed doors... Charlie Rich"
Thah fuck is ah niggah missin!?
"Thank you!"
You are so humbly welcome!...
(Peace! More to come....)
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