What in thee Holy fuck are these ol ass muh fuckahs in thah muh fuckin entertainment industry thinkin when even their sorry asses tryin tah show some ol dreadful lookin wrinkled T&A?
God damn!
Or,
Showin these fat ass muh fuckahs talkin bout, "Fire", "Sizzling", "Fabulous"...
"Sexy"?!
Whah, muh fuckahs?!
Lizzo's fat ass is far fuckin from that absurd shit! A fat muh fuckin man tryin tah say its ah woman in ah muh fuckin bathing suit ain't thah fuck it!
Now US got tah endure not only women half-ass dressed this horribly abysmal soon tah be hot ass summer! But these men runnin around without shirts on and shit!
Thah fuck wrong with US?!
"Well what about you? You can't talk with your old ass self!"
The fuck I can't! I'm fully clothed, out in public, all thah God damned time! I ain't goin tah no pool or no fuckin beach evah! Nobody wants tah see my ol Black sorry broke ass just in some swimmin trunks or God forbid, a muh fuckin Speedo!? Ugly ass shit there! Anyway...
But whatevah them evil muh fuckahs smokin that are pushin this ill sorry ass agenda!
Please!?
Can ah niggah get about three hits off what has tah be ah muh fuckin ill ass
Spliff!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
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