Tuesday, May 31, 2022

The Fine Points Of A Receipt?

 We don't undahstand bout all this different shit y'all done put intah place tah return some legitimate bought shit!

"Do you have a receipt?"

Yea-ah! And yo sorry broke ass gives 'em a receipt!

"Well, this gets escalated to management because it's over a hundred dollar return."

Okay?

The manager comes out. Looks at the receipt.

"I'm sorry Mr. Hopson. I'm going to have to talk to my supervisor. Any return over three hundred dollars has to get the okay from my district manager."...

Shiiiought!

The shit cost my broke Black sorry ass 

Five hunard and some change!

I've read y'alls return policy!

How far up 

We gots tah go muh fuckah?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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