Sports Headline: "Domantas Sabonis Gets Traded From The Pacers"

 Fuck professional basketball!

Thah fuck!

Tradin the best mothah fuckah yo sorry asses got?!

Whah?! 

He done caught COVID too many muh fuckin times?!...

That's some stupid ass ignant muh fuckin shit!

I'm done!...

(Peace! More to come...)