"President Trump Will Not Be Attending Knicks Game 4, Home Game" - Multiple Platforms' Headline

 Thah fuck wrong with Texas!? President/Your Excellency (yeah, research that shit, in Texas that's what he's s'posed tah be called)/Governor or whatevah thah fuck of Texas Greg Abbott needs tah get President Trump on thah phone and be like, "Yo Brother 'Mason. Come on now! Give another Brother a little help Mister President? Just show up until half time at least? Plus we'll throw in three million. What do you say? Or is there some other arrangement we can come up with to get you in a seat at least for the first quarter?..."

I ain't heard or read dick from Texas Pres/Exc/Gov  Abbott!?

Or fuck it! One of thah Spurs' team members give ah shout out tah President Trump! Sayin I voted for you! Please come see US?!...An old niggah don't undahstand and shit!? Ah bunch of liberal commies up in MSG...and not one of y'all Spurs' muh fuckUS beggin President Trump tah attend?! Thah fuck is an old broke ass niggah missin and shit! Seems logical as fuck! And ah hellafied "News" story tah relieve some of this fucked up UN Global pressure in US! But, check it my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS! Ain't no fuckin way this "NBA Finals" shit ain't goin tah Game 7!

Fuck!

No!

All this fuckin marketin money, advertising money, merch money, concessions money...evil money tah be made?! Shiiiought! Thah more fuckin Games, thah more fuckin revenue for them evil degenerate Global fucked up funky ass commies!

I mean, shit! "Knicks 6 in '26", is ah helluva evil Luciferian mantra but my old Black ass got half-a-yard bettin

"Knicks in 7"! Fuck it! 

CaUSe how thah fuck yo "NBA" sorry ass ain't goin tah have them refs not take this shit tah seven? Missin all that money in thah process for jUSt one more funky ass game! "Roll that beautiful (Game 7) footage!"! Again, fuck it!

We evil Global muh fuckUS are evil and shit! "Knicks 6 -66"?! Love it! But that evil 6'66 shit has tah be put off this time! Sorry?! evil or not, this muh fuckahs ah fuckin Global b'ness! About them evil USDs Sonshines! Always ...or is it more about...evil?! US shall show thah fuck witnUSs some interestin Global shit! In 6? evil rules supreme! In 7? I mean, shit! Give an old broke ass ailin niggah his 500 USDs properly?! Thank you! Right thah fuck on!!! Fuck it!...

(Peace! More to come...)