Monday, June 22, 2026

US Candy Prices

 Thah fuck up with this shit! For like thah past three years these muh fuckin candy makers done got ridiculoUS and shit!? God damn!

I don't even fuck with "Oreos" no fuckin more! 'Mondelez' can kiss an old niggUS' ass and shit! No fuckin Sale!

Loves me some "Nerds", "Jolly Rancher", "Haribo" gummies, "Jelly Belly", "Charm's Blow-Pops"....

But, I mean, shit! Better off jUSt buyin ah pack of cheap smokes and say, fuck them delicioUS sweet candy shits!...Uh...maybe an old niggah jUSt needs tah buy an invidual size anyway...

$2.79?! For an individual sized?...Fuck this! Put that muh fuckah up. Through fuckin 'round! Went tah thah "Beer" aisle. 6pk tallboys $5.49 Hamm's! Purchased thah shit! Frosted them shits up! Forty-five minutes later...

Aaahhh! Fuck that candy shit! Cheers!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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