Fuck all that HD PAL of upwards of ovah 3 'G's and shit! Add some bells and whistles on them joints! Fuckin US absurdity!
Top of thah line Anti-Reflective Coating: $375,
'Transitions'? "Oh you prefer the Vantage?" Right on! That's what's up: $350, but they'll always have ah lil tint tah 'em. You cool with that? Cool!
Thinner lenses? Got that 1.74! As thin as you can get right now. Cool?: $400 and add on diopters more than four, 30 more USDs per diopter! Let's say thah muh fuckah in ah -6.00! Well, tack on 60 more per lens! So...$520.
Oh now we get tah thah second best part and shit! Yo old ass in ah bifocal?! Shiiiought ain't nothin bettah than these, what we call in the industry, "Progressive Addition Lenses or PALs", or ah no-line bifocal! Don't show US broke assUS age with that line shit...but US are old...and need that line shit...thah fuck?! So without thah line, that shit gonnah make my old ass look youngah?! SerioUSly?! Anyway...
Well, thah one that I absolutely love, and I wear it myself, is thah "Varilux-Physio Enhanced-fit"! Talkin bout clarity? Shiiiought! Now not one time my Black ass mention, thah lab gifts US opticians (I've always been Unlicensed, in thah state of IN it be that way. Good lookin out! CaUSe an old broke niggah saved some ends ovah time. Anyway...) one free pair of lenses per year! So these expensive muh fuckUS didn't cost me not one damn dime! But these muh fuckUS are thah shit! Are they worth 1800 USDs I'm gonnah charge that sorry ign'ant US ass?!
Fuck!
No!
And then tack on digital measurement charges on top of that shit, $100!
Thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines!? Fuck that loaded HSA card! Absurd! Go tah fuckin "Costco" God damnit! Then aftah two years of wearin them reasonably priced joints! Take'em back and get ah refund for them joints!...oh that shit's for real! Worked in "Costco" optical department! Them crazy ass muh fuckUS will give yo broke ass yo money back...aftah even two years, now an expired prescription!
"I thought you said you were UNlicensed? All opticians at "Costco" are ABO certified! Now I know that much, lyin old ass muh fuckah!" I can dig it! Fair enough! But, I'm sure you also know. When unlicensed, an optical employee at "Costco" has six months to obtain an "ABOC"! And they'll pay for thah first test. And ah niggah didn't last even three months! Like "Sam's Club"! Corporate commie bullshit! So ah niggah jetted!... Anyway...
Now thah best part! Let's find ah frame for those fabuloUS lenses! CaUSe those are jUSt thah
"Trues and Vogue's" on thah muh fuckah! Now... let's find that righteoUS
Whip!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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