"FIFA" evilly Conjured Brilliant Lying Ass "Hydration Breaks"

 I mean, shit! One of thah main reasons I watched "The World Cup" becaUSe ah niggah didn't have tah put up with all those God damned commercials and shit! I mean, shit! I ain't really been intah Soccer/Football in my life. But this is thah hype time, and it's still warming to see US broke assUS comin togethah...fuck an individual team...but the vibe is electric! And not thah fuck in ah bad way and shit!

Fuck!

No!

I mean, shit! Come on now! Soccer/Football muh fuckUS 're righteoUS broke ass beer drinkers for fuck's sake! Gots tah give some US broke ass love tah thah sport! Ye...

These nasty-ass deplorable UN commies ain't gonnah miss out on puttin constant spells through advertising because of some soccer 45 minutes without a commercial nonsense! Let us evil US FED commies show y'all sorry ass degenrates what you've been missin out on?! We'll call them...

"Hydration breaks"! You know because in the summer it gets hot in the United States, we can't have players falling out on the field because they're dehydrated for Christ's sake! How would that look?!..."

Thems some evil ass, sorry, petty, pedophile, nasty...fucked up muh fuckahs, muh fuckUS!

US broke assUS can't have not one thing left mostly untouched by this NWO commie madness! And soccer/football players ain't said shit! So...I guess them broke muh fuckUS cool with that stoppage of play?! Fuck it then! my bad! And my Black ass hasn't made it back after one "Hydration Break" stoppages! Niggah be out! God damnit tah fuck!

Y'all Soccer/Football sorry ass muh fuckUS done drank that evil

Ritualistic

Corporate

Commie

"Kool-Aid"...in UN oathed

Blood!

And y'alls shit been evilly fucked, like all the other sports thinkin they're thriving!

The "NFL", "NBA", "NHL", "MLB' them muh fuckahs are dyin! Them evil deviants can try tah talk that 'everything's great' type of rah-rah shit if them sorry muh fuckahs wants! No fuckin sale, God damnit! Fuck that complicit noise! CaUSe this old broke Black ass muh fuckah shall shout my shit from thah rooftop and like the "FIFA" fanbase,

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."...

(Peace! More to come...)