"European Soccer Fans Are Falling In Love With American Culture - The Federalist"

Thank YOU from US broke assUS' souls and shit! 

So who thah fuck's lyin and shit! CaUSe

Got all these articles of disgruntled Americans gettin ready tah jet, or writin bout that they already jetted and lovin it wherevah their sorry asses be livin and shit! Somebody's fuckin lyin! 

I mean, shit! Like ah disgruntled employee that got that ass fired for bein late too many times and shit, claimin now the company wasn't loyal to its employees!...Whatevah sorry ass fairweathah  US broke muh fuckUS! Don't wannah at least put in ah lil work tah make this US still thah shit but want tah benefit from othah US muh fuckUS hard work! Now that lazynUSs done caught up with that ass, now wants tah blame US fo y'alls funky stank assUS sloth! Ain't got fired done upgraded tah jUSt quittin! WorthlUSs do-nothin muh fuckUS! Uhm! Fuck that! Y'all wannah go?! Go?! Git! Ungrateful sonsahbitchUS! Don't give ah fuck Sonshines!

This 

US

Is

And

Shall 

Always

Be

This

Firmament's

Shit!

Like Ex-KGB Yuri Bezmenov said back in 1984 some shit:

"America is the last bastion of freedom. When America falls then you get the boot."

And US broke assUS bettah start recognizin that truism Sonshines! Ye...US still got ah lil time my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS. Still got ah lil merciful blessed

Our Father's 

Time!

Amen....

(Peace! More to come...)