I do all thah cookin and grocery shoppin in our hoUSehold. But, I mean, shit! What bought our broke assUS not ah year ago for thirty fuckin dollUS is now costin US easily forty-five or fifty! And there are some things I jUSt tell my wife, "Uh! That shit's ridiculously priced! So, until? We gonnah make this shit work!" And most often than not, she responds, "Okay. I understand Big Daddy!" But ain't nothin big about my old Black crippled ass. I've always been somewhat diminutive in stature. But I laugh at her because she doesn't mean any harm at thah fuck all! She's silly like me. So, we both laugh at her wit. Anyway...
There are some things she's like, "We have to have orange juice." Okay. "We have to have lemonade." Okay. "Popcorn. Kettle Chips. Cheese. Eggs. Beef. Lunchmeat. Bread. Coffee. Creamer. Sugar...!" Okay. I fuckin get it! You know I've always have done the grocery shopping don't you? Again, she'll say all wide-eyed and shit, "I know Big Daddy!"! And we both fuckin laugh.
Good Lord! US all shall be fine Sonshines! This is only for ah fuckin sorry ass season!
Amen!
Our Father's speed
Beautiful
US!
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