"Go Ad Free" ?! my Old Black Stank Wrinkly Hairy Fucked Up Nuts!

 Thah fuck! That shit's ah slippery muh fuckin no hope for US slope! For real!

This lil aside is definitely apropos about that ill shit of "Ad Free" and shit!

Remembah that "Black Mirror" episode where this woman had brain cancer...some shit?! Anyway, they put some shit in her brain to keep her mercifully alive and shit! BecaUSe thah sorry ass husband, "Can't think of living my life without her?" It's called naturally dyin from some fucked up livin manmade shit, stupid muh fuckUS! Done informed my Wife and my Daughter, let my old Black ass move thah fuck on! "Well, this surgery is almost guaranteed to save your husband's and your dad's life."

Uh! No fuckin sale! Make this old niggah "DNR"! And fuck what them evil muh fuckUS talkin bout! Anyway...

So they did that brain shit tah his wife. Then her shit starts glitchin and shit and she's verbalizin thah muh fuckin advertisements them evil muh fuckahs conjured and shit?! Then thah muh fuckin price kept goin up tah be, "Ad Free" or whatevah thah annoyin ass US commie fuck?! Remembah that shit! Fuckin predictive programmin at its finest! Chargin US broke muh fuckin assUS tah not view free shit on US's free airwave shit! Kindah fuckin US absurd shit?! And

Cable was "Ad Free" God damnit when that shit was introduced! Paid yo fuckin cable bill! Ads paid for and shit! But...them evil muh fuckin degenerates says tah themselves, lets put ads on there and get paid for the lucrative advertisements and we still charge them the same "Ad Free" cable price. No, fuck that! Increase their cable price! Then if they don't like all of the advertising, make them pay for that too! And keep increasing of the "Ad Free" feature's price point!..."

US readin what my Black about tah die broke ass 's tryin tah convey? If not?! Let an old broke niggah break it down for US:

US are bein evilly financially, fucked, raped... majorly nastily! God damn them degenerate muh fuckahs are evil!

But I mean, shit! Like thah old US sayin goes,

"Find a fool? And bump his head."! Uhm!

Now, that's fucked up!

Our Father's speed

Beautiful

US!