NBA, NFL...And Whatever The Holy Fucks' Viewership Is Down! And, Again, Why Thee Holy Fuck Is The FCC Still Not US Defunded and US Purged!!!???

 I mean, shit! I have ah Radio/Television degree from Butler University and shit from back in thah day! Not braggin about some broke sorry ass shit!

Fuck!

No!

JUSt writin ah factoid about, how thah Holy fuck my old broke and broke down Black ass know these headlines are misleadin US broke assUS! Leadin US thah fuck astray! Down thah evil road of US sovereign destruction! And thah US FED Commie FCC gettin free US taxpayers' hard-earned USDs on thah muh fuckin sorry ass US QT! That's fucked up! So, here we go:

Them evil corporate sorry ass media propagandized commies blame thah shit on US!

"Well our algorithms are revealing that the American people are really not viewing sporting events like they did in the past. And it is clearly the economy."! A lil, "Fuck! Yes!"! But mostly, ah shitload of:

Fuck!

No!

CaUSe I mean shit! That muh fuckin statement is generalized as fuck! The economy?! Why thah fuck is that?!

Do US undahstand, when these evil commie networks went wireless, that shit should be

US Gratis?!

US broke muh fuckUS, fuckin

Yes, own thah muh fuckin US airwaves!

These sorry ass evil degenerate Globalists are charging US broke assUS for US free shit!

And Thah sorry ass needs tah be 

US fuckin

Defunct commie US evil FED Anti-American

FCC ain't did shit about that shit!?

Landlines? Fuck! Yes! Them evil corporate muh fuckahs can charge 

US whatevah thah fuck thah sorry ass "Market shall bare"! Them evil degenerates fucked up by resurrectin above ground with their evil propagandized nonsense Internet! But...

This muh fuckin US air...is US' broke ass shit! I ain't tellin US what I fuckin broke ass thinks!

Fuck!

No!

I'm tellin US what thah fuck my old Black sorry broke ass knows! Big fuckin differnce!...Anyway...

US shall file ah US Federal Class Action Lawsuit against these evil US FED Commie US fucks! Once successful and shit! CaUSe it shall be! Then these sorry evil US FED Commie degenerates owe US ah shitload of refunds for chargin 

US for US's beautiful airspace which they've monetized un-fuckin-FED-lawfully!

US done woke thah fuck up! US ain't payin for some fucked-up free US airwaves for some fucked up Children's infused adult sporting games tah witnUSs! Fuck that! Ain't that muh fuckin deep!...

But fuck that shit!

Where thah Holy fuck's an old broke down niggUS' retroactive lucrative 

US broke ass corporate misUSe of US Free Public Airwaves check!? God damnit tah fuck!

Thah lazy muh fuckahs that work in thah FCC are some well-paid muh fuckin welfare sorry ass muh fuckin evil recipients of hard-earned taxpayers' USDs! 

Now, that's fucked up!

Our Father's speed

Beautiful

US!