Rice? Shit, You Mean Starving To US Death?!

 I mean, shit! my old Black broke muh fuckin ass has always lived in thah muh fuckin US! And shall die in this Beautiful muh fuckah! Anyway... thah importance of thah food staple of rice tah broke muh fuckUS' lives came late for my Black ass! I remembah watchin "Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat," commercials and shit! But eatin that shit when an old niggah was growin up? Vaguely! I mean, shit! On thah outah fringes of memory and shit! Potatoes? Fuck! Yes! Corn, beans, chili, spaghetti, cabbage...but that rice shit is still kind of foreign tah my old Black broke ass!

"Oh, so yo old muh fuckin ass won't eat rice!?"

Now an ol niggah didn't say all of that?! I mean, shit! Of course! I'm not writin anything negatives about that rice shit!

Fuck!

No!

But no mattah where I do thah muh fuckin cookin! Thah last muh fuckin thing I'm gonnah think tah serve muh fuckUS is

Rice! CaUSe I didn't grow up eatin that rice shit! That's all! But...if that shit ain't served 'Grain For Grain'! US can shove that rice shit up US' broke assUS asses! CaUSe this old ass broke niggah shall pass!

"Shit! I bet you'd eat that mushy or undercooked rice if yo Black broke ass was hungry!"

And I'd take that muh fuckin bet! CaUSe this ol broke about tah die broke down niggah ain't that type of niggah! 

Fuck!

No!

Shit my old ass has trained being "A Hungred" many fuckin times in this fucked-up broke ass lifetime, with my old Black sorry broke ass! Voluntarily and involuntarily! Yeah! Go two, three, four...up tah seven days of not eatin shit! Drinkin water? Fuck yes! Involutarily fastin drink thah fuck how much my sorry broke ass can fill my empty belly with, tap water of course! But only 6oz ah fuckin day while voluntarily fastin!

"Why!? That's so stupid!"

my broke Black ass undahstands! Believe me I do! But I've always looked at food about how I perceive this fucked-up life! At ah certain time thah shit ain't gonnah be there! Then what?!

Like rice! my old Black broke ass wasn't conditioned eatin that rice shit! And, now I got tah eat this bland ass shit tah survive?!

Time for my Black ass tah starve tah fuckin death God damnit! Fuck that shit! Anyway...

So, my old Black sorry broke about tah die ass anyway has always prepared for thah muh fuckin two muh fuckin

Inevitable! 

Famine and

Death!

"So, take me to the next phase babay! Take...me!"

Fuck it!

Amen!

Our Father's speed

Beautiful

US!