I was thinking about a time. Back in the day. And here we go...
"I'm just going to tell you straight up Hop! Because we straight up like that! You know. So, this niggah, I'm tellin you Hop had ah thirteen-inch dick. And meaty. You know what I'm sayin?"
'Yes Eve. I've watched enough porn in my life tah understand, "meaty". We've talked about that.'
"I'm just sayin. It was meaty." We both started laughing. I passed the "J". She accepted with thumb and index finger approved.
'Got it. It was Meaty, Eve! Come on now! Get to the "meat" of this muh fuckah!?'
"You see niggah?! That's why I love yo ass! Hug and kiss on yo ass all ovah thah place, like now! But we ain't like that. Right."
'Right! You my niggah if we don't get any biggah! And fuck all that othah shit! And, "Where's the beef?! Eve? God damn."
"I should choke the shit out of you, crazy!"...
(Peace! More to come...)
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