"Hamm's - Molson Coors". No Advertising and Pass Those Saved Company DollUS As A Gift To Our Consumers.

Thank you muh fuckUS! US got muh fuckUS talkin nonsense of what them sorry broke assUS think of Hamm's,

 "That shit's beer?!" Yeah, muh fuckah! 

Then gots thah nerves tah ordah or buy from the LQ ah muh fuckin six-pack of Coors! Light no less! Thah fuck!

Have US really partakin in this US American Adjunct Lager Beautiful US Hamm's?! I mean shit! These muh fuckUS be like, "Fuck the advertising and its budgets! Don't need 'em! We've got an excellent AAL! At a more than fair price God damnit! And if these idiots want to advertise to the capitalistic max, then fuck it! Go at it! And in a fucking US AAL blind taste test! Hamm's shall rule supreme! And I'll put my reputation and job on it!"! Reputation and job fuckin secured God damnit! I mean, shit!

Perceived US cheap?! Ain't about shit! Expensive as shit?! Now, that's some excellent good shit no mattah thah fuck how it tastes! Anyway...

Solid good ol fashioned US American Adjunct Lager proper shit! Seventeen beans for ah muh fuckin cube of 12oz cans?! And drinks propahly?! Sold!

But it's non-advertised. Fairly priced, drinkable as fuck....so, thah conditioned mindset goes on alert, "There must be something wrong with that beer being so affordable!" Yo sorry muh fuckin ass is right! Them righteoUS muh fuckUS don't spend ah fuckin dime on worthlUSs US advertisin evil USDs! And thah shit's propah American beer God damnit!

my old Black sorry broke beer drinkin ass done drank a lot of different beers and shit!

And for thah muh fuckin broke ass price point and taste!

I mean, shit!

All rule delicioUSly tastin cold ass blessed US made Hamm's! Especially durin this US manmade

Heatwave!

And my broke Black sorry ass don't give one US broke muh fuckin fuck God damnit!

Fuck!

No!

Cheers!

Our Father's US speed!