US evil Commie Takeover of US Broke Ass Owned Airwaves Has Been Successfully Stolen! Where The Fuck Has The US FCC Been?! III

 ...Bingo! Bango! Stank US commie Negroe!

Well, them evil muh fuckahs sold US on this cable shit! Fucked up reception? Got an answah for that broke ass rural America! Cable!  "Well sign my broke ass up!"! And rural America tellin othah non-rural broke muh fuckUS thah clear channels and reception they get with this here wondahful cable! Businesses and non-rural broke ass muh fuckUS were like, "This here is America God damnit! I wants my cable too! Likes them rural muthah fuckahs gots!" And thah evil thieving confidence muh fuckin commies were like,

"Done!"!...

(Peace! More to come...)