So this old niggah does all thah cookin and grocery shoppin in this crib! Not boastin, no shit like that!
Fuck!
No!
Just tryin tah give YOU three muh fuckUS that read this joint some perspective and shit! Plus, I love grocery shoppin and cookin! Don't know why? I just do! Anyway...
Looked at this pork shoulder roast at Meijer! Wanted $1,99 ah fuckin pound and shit! I'm vexin in my head that absurd bullshit because around this time of year, thah shit would've been ninety-nine cent ah pound and shit! Then I started lookin at "On Sale" items which I usually buy. $4 for Honey Maid Graham Crackers 14.4oz, Tropicana Orange Juice $3.50 46oz, Meijer Cheese $3.50 12oz, Kraft Singles $4.49 BOGO, Greenhouse Tomatoes $2.29 16oz,, Planters' Peanuts $1.99 16oz (When you buy 5)...But do US see what I'm layin down and shit?!
Ain't none of those optional shelf-stable muh fuckahs had tah lose ah life for thah "Sale" price! Ye, this old broke down and broke niggah rememberin thah days gone by of "meat" havin tah give ah life that these sorry ass muh fuckahs callin ah "Sale" item that was man-fuckin-made! Cheapah than muh fuckin now, lifelUSs meat! Anyway...
Long story short! my old Black ass ain't appreciatin thah fuckin protein that was way less and more substantial dietarily than this othah price per sorry ass pound fucked up shit! I bought that Twenty-three dollar pork shoulder and quit my fuckin sorry ass bitchin! Thank you for your pig's life! And I won't bitch again about some stupid ass overly priced manmade stupid ass shit that ain't gave one life for shit! I'll just not put it in thah God damned cart, and start buyin more meat and eggs! Real fuckin life alterin protein! For real!
Our Father's speed
Beautiful
US!
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