President Vladmir Putin: "Whaddup, my Brothah from Mother Russia?!"

 I wish that intelligent muh fuckah was

US's President!

That muh fuckah be lookin at these evil sorry ass degenerates with ah look like,

"You nasty ass perves speakin ill on me?! Puhleeze!" Actin like he can't speak muh fuckin English and shit! And his sly ass was in thah muh fuckin KGB?! God damn!

And thah muh fuckah is ah muh fuckin niggah! Or at least ah lil muh fuckin bit!

Muh fuckah 's cool as shit! Speaks this Russian language in ah certain cadence! Shit I don't know what that muh fuckah's sayin, but that muh fuckah 's confident as fuck about what he's sayin! Fuck what US talkin ill about 'im!

Smirkin at them evil dumbass degenerates!

Lookin at US while shakin his head,

"Them sorry nasty muh fuckUS finally fell for that ZJ shit! And we kicked that sorry muh fuckin Luciferian asses thah fuck out this bitch! Now we thrivin without them evil bitches!"

But I do love that muh fuckah!

Down for his muh fuckin righteous people and shit!

Uhm!

Ye, here US sorry muh fuckUS

Be!

Bein takin ovah by thah same evil sorry ass muh fuckahs that

Russia kicked thah fuck

Out!

Uhm!

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)