"Fresno police chief resigns after investigation into alleged affair with officer's wife - Los Angeles Times"

 Beer went flyin and shit! 

Funny as fuck!

Oh! Shit! Yo sorry muh fuckin caught ass gonnah tell my ol Black sorry broke muh fuckin ass,

Out of all thah muh fuckin willful pussy out here in this muh fuckah!

Yo sorry ass had tah have one of yo tired ass 

Subordinates'

Piece of 

Pussy!

Kindah fuckin sorry ass US shit!?

God damn that's some cold sorry ass pathetic muh fuckin shit!

Thah Holy fuck is wrong with

US?!...

(Peace! More to come...)