Wednesday, June 26, 2024

Regular, Midgrade or Premium?! And Listen To US's Vehicles

 That's why their sorry asses give US broke assUS certain cents off for USin their 'Kroger Card" and shit! Their 'Regular' gas ain't worth shit!

I mean, shit! 

Buy midgrade octane or

Premium octane at that bitch!

CaUSe 

Regulah will have US needin ah fuel filter or dreaded fuel pump within 25,000 miles and shit!

Well, shit!

Unless US puts some fuel treatment shit in thah tanks every 3,000 miles or so!

"Well how thah fuck do I know I'm really gettin

Midgrade or

Premium octane?!"

Shit! If US buys anyone of thah two!

If yo ass has had your car long enough,

Thah muh fuckin vehicle speaks shit tah US!

I mean, shit!

That's if US's listenin tah thah muh fuckah!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

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