"Jimmy Carter's long stay in hospice dispels myths about end-of-life-care - UPI"

 Thee Holy fuck!

Writin about absurdity!

Fuckin evil idiot minions!

Stupid as fuck!

I mean, shit!

Muh fuckah got excellent ex-US President 

Healthcare and shit!

Paid by US tax muh fuckin premium dollahs and shit!

Now this!

Is ah muh fuckin evil ass muh fuckin stretch tah US's imaginations!

Shit, of course them muh fuckahs gonnah take 

"Good care of President Carter!"

But shit! That old ass sorry muh fuckah needs tah get off thah US taxpayers 

Dime and shit, and fuckin die! God damnit!

I mean, shit!

Thah Holy fuck 's ah niggah missin?!...

(Peace! More to come...)