Thursday, June 8, 2023

Pay Your Fucking Employees...On Fucking Time!

 I worked for ah muh fuckin private practice one time, I knew it wasn't gonnah work out six weeks intah thah shit! 

"Why?"

Shit fuck it! I worked for ah Semitic optometrist! But there ain't too many optometrists,  Dentists, General Practitioners...that aren't Semitic! Yah see how this shit 's bein played out? Anyway...

His wife did all thah accounting shit! Thah third muh fuckin payday,

"Meredith! Would the sky fall if you didn't get paid today or is it okay to pay you Monday?"

'The sky will fall!" I expressed.

"I'm sorry what?" She asked.

'The sky will fall," I said.

She huffed, "Okay I'll have your check before closing today!"

'Okay," I said. But I wanted tah add, bitch! But ah niggah needed ah job! Yah know?!

And aftah she rang off!

All my Black sorry broke ass thinkin is,

A niggah got tah find anothah muh fuckin gig!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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