Uhm!

 This patient I was talkin to today was 72 fuckin years old and still fuckin workin!

A full-fuckin-time job!

'Why?!'

"Well I kind of messed up with my retirement. So I figure, if I stay healthy enough to work the next three to four years? I'll have a half a mill' saved! Then I don't have to worry about too much. Yah know?"

'I understand.'

Shit, I'm really thinkin, 'Not thah fuck really muh fuckah!' 

Yah walkin round here with ah muh fuckin cane God damnit! Overweight! Cheap as fuck!...and yo sorry broke ass is 72 years old! Thah only fuckin thing yo ass should be concerned with is imminent death! Anyway...

So I ask him, 

'You don't worry about the Bail-Ins that these banking institutions are starting to do?'

"No. I have all of my money in multiple savings accounts. You see?"

'Oh, I understand that!'

Shit, I'm really muh fuckin thinkin, 'Not thah fuck really muh fuckah! But go head with yo ol broken down stupid ass muh fuckah you!'...

(Peace! More to come)