Prosecutor: "So where would you like to live my friend?"
Criminal: "Where would I like to live?!"
Prosecutor: "Oh, you haven't dreamt!? Indianapolis is where you have always wanted to live?"
Criminal: "Of course I dream. I just don't understand why we talkin bout where I want to live while I'm in jail?"
Prosecutor: "Well you're looking at five to ten minimum! The city just rolled out this new program and lucky for you. You'll be the first if you take us up on our offer!"
Criminal: "What offer is that?"
Prosecutor: "I'm so glad you asked! Here's how it works..."...
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