"Cemeteries are getting overcrowded." Fuck This Funeral Burial Conditioned Traditional, Bullshit! US Got A Plethora of Plot/Spots In US's Backyards! For fuckin Free!

Put them muh fuckahs in their Sunday's best and shit! Have the grave already dug! Put that loved one in that shit! Cover 'em up! Say yo muh fuckin sorry ass goodbyes! Job well done! And it didn't cost yo broke ass nothin but some hours labor diggin the appropriate burial firmament bed! 

"Well, why even put cloths on them? Especially their Sunday's best?"

Cause them niggresses and niggahs need tah look good finally goin 

Home!

God damnit!

And yo sorry broke Black ass can't look like shit

Finally going Home!

Oh, thah fuck no! 

Fuckin sacrilege indeed!...Anyway...

They bury residential sewer line pipes as shallow as ah mear eighteen inches tah six feet deep intah thah muh fuckin ground! And US talkin bout sewer...lines! Like in shit and othah shit lines!

And US can't jUSt plant US loved ones three to six feet undah tah eventually nourish US's land with US's own

Shit!?

And I bet if US really cared about those we have buried in US's ground! US's lawns would be fuckin immaculate!

But oh no, with US broke sorry asses!

US has tah pay an exorbitant price tah bury 

US loved ones!?

Cause of capitalistic shit!

Them muh fuckahs makin ah burden even more of ah muh fuckin burden!

"Well it's your Brother!"

Yeah, he's my Brother! But God damn niggahs! Ain't no broke muh fuckah got eight g's just lyin around muh fuckah! 

That's why US's called broke!

"Well, Mr. Hopson this funeral home is always prepared to give in this untimed of need, our very generous payment options."

Man!? I'm so glad tah enlighten yah sorry sellin asses, "Even in my untimed of need"! 

Broke is broke, muh fuckahs!...

(Peace! More to come...)