"According to the police report, Sills allegedly forced a woman to perform oral sex on him for "approximately 20 minutes" in his truck around 2 a.m. "Unitl he did his thing"..."
US can't make this absurd shit muh fuckin up My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!?
I know this shit ain't funny! But I'm sorry? That shit made me lose my precious beer! Especially when I read, "until he did his thing"! Fuckin priceless! But 2019 Sonshine!? Why didn't yo sorry broke ass just bite his muh fuckin dick off!? I mean, 20 minutes?! Yo ass definitely got thah jaw muscles tah chomp down hard and take that dick clean thah fuck off from thah muh fuckin base!
And if yo sorry ass would have done jUSt that!? Dickless Sills tah this muh fuckin day 02Fe2023, would not evah have tah worry bout puttin his dick intah anothah muh fuckahs mouth! That's if...it wasn't consensual!?
Shiiiought!
Fuck that noise!
And what thah Holy fuck 's ah niggah missin!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
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