The press: "But Mayor? How do you know?"
Mayor: "Because I know! This is important for all of us citizens of Indianapolis! Crucial in fact! The faster we can implement this program. The less strain on everyone and our economy."
The press: "But why is this so important?"
Mayor: "Well on a personal level, this is one of the first things I stated I would do if our gracious citizens elected me. So if this does not get done in the timeframe stated. I will be a liar and not a person of my word to our great voters of Marion County who I gratefully thank for voting for me! On another personal level, like all of the voters that voted for me! We don't want anyone here, living in Indianapolis, Indiana, who doesn't want to really be living in our great city! Stating that fact, just by their actions and subsequent arrests!..."
The Mayor looked over to his right. His handler smiling giving him a thumbs up sign....
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