Counsel: Well there are six fine points of this contract that you should be acutely aware of...
Criminal: "A cute lee?"
Counsel: "Sorry Mister Jones, acutely or extremely aware of?..."
Criminal: "Okay. I got you. But the prosecutor said you were going to read the entire thirty-three page contract to me?"...
Counsel: "Oh, we're not doing that Mister Jones. I'm your counsel and I am very familiar with this contract. Other than the six fine points I am going to help you be aware of , the other thirty pages are just fluff!...
Criminal: "Fluff?"
Counsel: "Inconsequential. Not germane? Not worth shit?..."
Criminal: "Okay. I got you."...
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