Saturday, February 11, 2023

"Golden Showers"

 I remembah ah time in my life I was addicted to porn! Don't know why? Well, shit! I know why! I'm just sayin! Bein how I was brought up in an Apostolic family yah wouldn't think that kind of shit would have pulled me! But it did! Well, the thing that did it for me My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs! I opened up some shit talkin bout, "Golden Showers!" Thah fuck?! Shiiiought! Let me click on that shit then!...

Fuckin mistake! But I watched maybe five or six of those muh fuckahs tryin tah really undahstand I'm really seein nasty muh fuckahs pissin on each othah!? And drinkin thah God damned piss too!?

Well, I did! And I left porn thah fuck alone! I guessed that shit wasn't for me after all!

"Well you were watching 'Fetish' shit Bro! What did you expect!?"

I guess I expected something othah than what I thought the title of thah video meant 'Fetish' wise! That's all! But ah niggah was done! Anyway...

Mostly German muh fuckahs!

Then with my beer drinkin ass I started thinkin,

'No wondah them Germans like their beer warm!"

And what thah fuck have I been drinkin called 

"Beer"

Them nasty piss drinkin muh fuckahs been sellin tah US?!

Alas!

My ol Black sorry broke ass still drinkin

Beer!...

From Germany no less!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

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