Guilt Free!

 I gottah confess somethin tah yah My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!

And I ain't ashamed of it eithah!

Hence, the reason I'm bloggin the shit!

Just kiddin!

I don't give ah good solid Holy fuck anymore!

At some point in yo Black broke ass sorry life yah gottah stand amid yo fellow humans 

Naked 

While yo sorry Black ass willfully and rightfully stands in judgement!

Tah "Shake the dust off thine feet"!

I got at the most My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs

Fourteen yeeahs!

Time tah get clean before I rest for the last time!

On my work days I eat "McDonald's" for lunch with bottled water...and sometimes a large "Diet Coke"!

There!

I said it! Fuck it! 

You see that's what I do!

Mothah fuckahs talkin that shit,

"Intermittent fasting"!

Thee fuck!

We broke niggahs been knowin bout that shit fo yeeahs!

With our broke Black sorry asses!

Now the mothah fuckahs slap a name on the shit!

And it's all the rage!

Shiiiought!

"Intermittent fasting" my still broke Black ass!

Some of the shit I do, I practice...

Most would say, 

"You just a cheap mothah fuckah!"

And I undahstand.

But look at this way for a line or a few?

I don't like eatin really!

Eatin makes yah shit!

And I hate shittin!

Big fuckin waste of time of wipin up the shit ya took in! 

If yah ask me?!

Butcha Black broke ass gottah do, the doo-doo!

I hate that shit!

Anyways...

I eat because that's what you do tah sustain livin.

"McDonald's" is about consistency, a certain taste.

And I don't get just anything My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!

I think the fuck not!

"McDouble with extra pickles. Medium Fries."

Three dollahs and some low change latah!

Lunch son!

Less than twenty dollahs a week!?

Come ohn naw?!

The only othah thing I eat in a workday is a bowl of homemade sauerkraut when I get home!

The next mornin?!

Thah doo-doo is upon you!

Which my Black broke sorry ass hates!

And that lunch is sho nuff flushed!...

(Peace! More to come...)