"Diet Mountain Dew" And "Coopers's Craft Bourbon 100 Proof Whiskey"

 Works perfectly with one another.

Clean.

Quite drinkable.

Proportions?

You like more bourbon than Dew?

Coo.

You like more Dew than bourbon!?

Coo.

Just "Dew".

What the "Diet Dew" do! 

Cause it's All

Bout chou boo!...

Need I say more? 

But...maybe...?

Cheers!...

(Peace! More to come...)