Sonshines!
I used tah love me some
"Elisabeth Shue"!
Can't tell yah why?
But I thought that was one fine mothah fuckah there!
I give ah Holy shit!
And when I saw that ass in "The Saint"!
I said tah myself,
"Now that's ah fine mothah fuckah right there!"
But with my ol Black sorry ass knowin what my Black broke ass knows now!/
Shiiiought!
I fell fo the Okee Doke just like all of the rest!...
(Peace! More to come...)
We don't undahstand bout all this different shit y'all done put intah place tah return some legitimate bought shit!
"Do you have a receipt?"
Yea-ah! And yo sorry broke ass gives 'em a receipt!
"Well, this gets escalated to management because it's over a hundred dollar return."
Okay?
The manager comes out. Looks at the receipt.
"I'm sorry Mr. Hopson. I'm going to have to talk to my supervisor. Any return over three hundred dollars has to get the okay from my district manager."...
Shiiiought!
The shit cost my broke Black sorry ass
Five hunard and some change!
I've read y'alls return policy!
How far up
We gots tah go muh fuckah?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
The one thing about blogs that I have found out!
Why thah fuck!
If ah muh fuckah ain't makin no ends off thah shit!
Would they fuckin lie tah yo sorry ass!
Especially one like this!
You see any "Adsense" round this bitch?!
Hell fuckin
Naw!
When money comes intah play!
Yo sorry ass gets ah pit full of
Empty lies!
And
Deceit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
My Mother was born in 1921.
She said somethin tah my broke Black sorry ass that still pops up into my mind frequently!
She said,
"Boy let me tell you somethin. They put percentages to this life. It's nothing about percentages. That's where we go wrong in this life. Percentages are finite. And never put a percentage on the way you live this life! Always give a total commitment to this life! Now that Meredith, only God can stop!"
And this woman dropped out of school aftah thah eighth grade!?
Shiiiought!!!
Miss you dearly
Mommy!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Muh fuckin no count mothah fuckahs can't do these psychological operations on
US and succeed!
You rich controllin mothah fuckahs have and will fail every fuckin
Time!
We Humans are just not made that way psychologically!
And they have found that shit out!
"What can we do?"
They say in their secret sorry ass meetings!
The only solution their sorry asses done came up with to
Lessen the fuckin
Load!
Depopulation to 500 million in this Heaven!
Shiiiought!
With all that fuckin money and power!?...
Y'all just some fuckin lazy ass mothah fuckahs!
And fuckin cheap tah boot!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Shiiiought!
Lookin at thah shit objectively...
I've been too hard on these young muh fuckahs!
Showin women's titties and asses fo every one that can see!
On internet news one of thah KarNAZIans talkin bout ah doctah tellin her tah drink jizz four times ah fuckin day tah bettah her thyroid levels!?
Thee Holy fuck! Ah doctah in psychology ain't no damn general practitioner you dumb bitch!!!...
Anyway, on we march...
Bein able tah access some abhorrent shit just with ah muh fuckin click or swipe!?
Complicit, sanctioned and carried out adult supervised sexual activity befo ah muh fuckah turns even sixteen!?
Complicit pedophilia!?
Givin them money so they can buy some shit, havin perpetually fuckin bad grades, cuttin thah fuck up in school and havin thah nerves tah talk thah fuck back tah ah broke ass just tryin tah get by!
And gettin away with the shit!
Creatin ah virus where they couldn't interact socially with their peers!
For two fuckin years!
Blatantly showin one,
And All,
Can just piss and defecate on
The United States Constitution
On a vagary...
I would have been ah young crazy ass muthah fuckah Too!!!
Shiiiought!
We!
Have!
Failed!
Our fuckin
Youth!...
So!
Our sorry ol and middle aged asses got one thing we can do tah make this shit right!
Have
Faith in
US!
Faith is thah one thing they can't steal from US!
But if yah that weak minded!
Where yo sorry ass has gotten so fuckin slovenly with yo sacred Temple shit!?
They'll just take it from yo real sorry muh fuckin ass
Now!
Cause it shall always be!
Unable tah be
Impregnable!...
(Peace! More to come...)
You really think, that if yah work hard!?
Do thah right thing?!...
That yo broke sorry asses gonnah finally get cho
Comeuppance?!
For real?
Them muh fuckahs don't even work!
Thee Holy fuck!...
God!
Damn!...
Seriously!?
Shiiiought!...
Our asses in
Trouble fo sho!...
(Peace! More to come...)
They think they're in control of the media!
But they ain't!
They think they're in control of this here Internet!
But they ain't!
They think they're in control of Social Media!
But they ain't!...
We!
US!
Sonshines!
Are thah shit that controls muh fuckin shit!
And don't chall othah broke sorry ass muh fuckahs believe any muh fuckin
Different!
God!
Damnit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
We can't do shit bout what goes on outside of where we dwell!
Ain't got that type of juice in this bitch!
Shit, We ain't no fuckin God, Jesus, Yahweh...stupid rich muthah fuckah!
I gives ah Holy fuck!
Shiiiought!
We just some broke sorry ass muh fuckahs tryin tah do thah best We possibly can do tah just
Subsist!
God!
Damnit!
All We got tah do Sonshines!
Is tah start takin care of thah
State, city, town, county, neighborhood...
In which, each and every single
One of
US are just tryin tah
Survive!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I hate those muh fuckin "Food Challenges"!
Muthah fuckahs eatin five, seven, ten...pounds of food and shit!
It doesn't fare well with thah Hungred!
Promotes frivolity,
Gluttony
And
(Once their sorry no count havin asses ingest all that massive amount of food?!)
Sho nuff fuckin
Waste!!!...
(Peace! More to come...)
"We're not going to increase the cost of our hotdog and soda from where we started back in the 80's. It will be a dollar and fifty cents."
Thah fuck niggah! Really!?
We talkin ah buck and ah half?
Shiiiought!
Raise yo fuckin membership fees if that's all those no-count havin ass so-called members got tah jump up and down about!?
Ah buck and ah half!?
And my sorry ass gonnah address some ridiculously priced shit!
A Loss leadah in this bitch!?
Shiiiought!
I don't like tah say it often but,
Suck my dick!
Or,
Lick my pussy!
Whatevah's clevah!
And you can kiss my ass!
Too!...
(Peace! More to come...)
"DGL?! But I don't like anise or Licorice flavor! Ugh!"
(Crickets)!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Okay!
God damn!
All you ol muh fuckahs like me botherin thah dogshit out of me bout how tah shit regularly?! (Not really but that's how thah shit's playin out in my mind tah be able tah keep writin bout this shit.)
Okay.
Firstly!
Get some DGL!
"Thah fuck niggah? DGL?!"
Deglycyrrhizinated Licorice!
Yah just might need tah ordah the shit on-line! Sorry?!
Anyway...
If yah like anise flavor, like I do!?
Y'all love thah flavah and its effects
Today
And beyond!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I mean think about it?!
William Holden was suppose tah be the "Star" of the movie!
And Peter Finch kicked that ass "Posthumously"!
Thee Holy fuck!
You got out-casted!
If the muh fuckin roll is fo You!
Yo ass will shine ovah the rest!
But he didn't!
Got his ass kicked rightfully so by Peter Finch!
Not present!
Obviously!
The niggah dead!
Shiiiought!
Anyway...
It don't mean dick bout the role you've been given!
Fuck naw!
It's bout how yo sorry ass plays the fuckin role
Given!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Ain't it funny how We can go tah blows with family
Or ah muh fuckah on the street,
Cause they disrespected some lil bitty shit We think important rather than thinkin of
US?!
And that same muh fuckah ain't gonnah do shit tah ah muh fuckah sayin somethin dastardly ill tah ah muh fuckah who
Blasphemes
Our fuckin merciful
Father!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
At fifty-six fuckin years old!
Yah start undahstandin bout thah muh fuckin expiration date unwritten on the
Human,
Failing quickly, ol
Body!
And with yo ol broke Black sorry male ass!
Yah got ah fuckin prostate!
In the Hopson family,
We got some prostates that are susceptible tah inflame over this here fuckin
Human Lifetime!
Dx: BPH.
Shiiiought!
If yah an ol mothah fuckah like me?
And yah havin trouble pissin?!
Get four fuckin supplements:
Cranberry Concentrate,
Stinging Nettles,
Pumpkin Seed Oil
And lastly
Beta Sitosterol!
You'll be purgin those sorry ass toxins with
Fervent flow!
And we'll talk bout thah
Numbah
Two latah!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Let me tell yah ah lil secret if yah didn't already fuckin know?!
I know you do but I just gots tah write bout thah shit!
So, please forgive me?
Do you know why Police Officers don't taser ah muh fuckah they bout ready tah arrest?!
Cause of thah muh fuckin cleanup!
Yah see?!
When they taz ah muh fuckah, their sorry asses loose ah certain...
How should I say?...
Decorum?!
When thah LEO lights that ass up!
That ass sometimes spews the doo!
Oh, thah muh fuckah gonnah piss on themselves!
That's fo damn sho!
But they don't give yo sorry ass thah fine points!
So,
Them LEOs would rather shoot that ass!
Then tah have tah clean up their Police cruiser which they have tah transport,
Now,
Yo soiled Black sorry ass self!
Rathah than tah have tah clean, their own
Law Enforcement decisions,
Up
Aftah their sorry ass individual decision makin damn muh fuckin
Selves!...
(Peace! More to come...)
"I don't believe in Cops! Or the judicial system!"
Thah fuck niggahs!
Thah fuck all Our broke sorry asses got!
Thah fuck you want?!
Chaos!?
Anarchy!?...
What does your othah broke sorry ass proffer?
"That! And then some!"
Holy thah fuck shit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Every fuckin thing that happened tah yo broke Black sorry ass aftah the Age of Majority!
I'm glad tah tell yah Sonshines!
It was Our own individual fuckin fault!
Why?!
Thah fuck negro!
Yo ass ah fuckin adult!
Ain't no Mommy or Daddy done did shit tah yo sorry broke ass subsequently!
Like the eagles do!
They got that ass where you needed tah be!
Now,
It's fuckin fly!?
Or,
It's fuckin plunge!?
And what be
You!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
Mothah fuckahs still spendin their given asses off!
Thah fuck wrong with US?!
When this shit goes South which is
Nigh!?
The bottom gonnah drop out this muh fuckah!
Guaran-Father-teed!
And my
Niggahs and Nigresses!
"There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth..."!
Shiiiought!
Don't be sad Sonshines!
Cause We were sho nuff
Warned!
And We did it to Our own
God
Damned
Fuckin
Selves!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I was talkin tah an Ex-Lieutenant of Our city in blue, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, the muh fuckin IMPD!
We were talkin bout some shit and he said, "Fuck that Meredith! Listen! I'm telling you what I know! Those guys don't work, not even, two hours in a shift! I would file a report against them!"
"Man. Listen! I ain't tryin tah go through all that!"
"All of what? Because they're lazy and don't want to do their jobs? I'm telling you what I would do!"
"And I undahstand."...
Shiiiought!
Muh fuckahs that were in!
Can't fuckin fathom
Without!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Muh fuckahs might be sayin while readin this shit right thah fuck now:
"Yo ass mad all the God damn time muh fuckah the shit you be writin!"
And I undahstand!
But check it!?
My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!
Y'all are familiar with
Hobbies?!
Passions?!
And,
Thah fuck
What ifs?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
