Sunday, October 4, 2026

Restaurant Reviews Are Subjective As Fuck.

Don't fuckin rely thah fuck on "Restaurant Reviews" any longah and shit! Most of thah time muh fuckUS reviewin have ah personal gripe! Three fuckin things:

Was the restaurant clean?

Was the food good?

Was the service good?

Based on ah table of one-two people. And don't give ah fuck about "Take-Out/Take Away" caUSe thah restaurant bein reviewed is ah sit-down restaurant! Can't review some shit aftah bein picked-up! Taken home! Or whatevah thah fuck! That shit is now fuckin old! So deal with it! Want thah shit thah way it was supposed tah be eaten, right aftah bein prepared and now bein served! US broke assUS wants tah pick thah shit up, USually late, then take it home. Take out plates tah serve thah shit on. Get whatevah thah fuck tah drink with it. Pray. Then talk about thah shit bein cold?! Thah fuck!? Anyway... And

US muh fuckUS wants tah gripe about some shit that happened with their reserved party of five or more and shit! I mean, shit! Aftah one or two at ah fuckin table! A lot of fuckin shit can go wrong and shit wtih multiple people at ah God damned table! Whethah ah Family or jUSt ah group! I mean, shit! Even at US' home tables, a lot of shit gets fucked up! And US broke assUS be cookin and servin on ah fuckin daily tah US' Family or tah ah group! So...

(Peace! More to come...)

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