"A Florida cop found a dead man, had him cremated and stole his identity, prosecutors say - CBS NEWS"

 Beer went flyin! Funny as fuck! Thah fuck?!

What evil ill ass degenerate UN commies are

Vettin these 

Criminal

Law Enforcement Officials?!

God damnit tah fuck!

What thah fucked up conjured fuckin fuck done happened tah US Sonshines?!

Prepare,

Project Peace and

Pray....

(Peace! More to come...)