"Freed US teacher recounts 4 years in Russian prison - Newser"

Stephen James Hubbard! YOU ain't shit! Waste of fuckin US egg and sperm! This old ass ailin about tah die niggah shall call, 

Bullshit! "Freed last week"?! my old ass pitifully wrinkled hairy smelly repulsive nuts! I mean, shit!

Still got his jank ass teeth, but that didn't have fuck tah do with ah Russian prison, he had fucked up teeth from thah get! But his sorry bought UN/US FED commie sorry ass still got original grayish hued teeth. Anyway...Still standin and walkin properly at age 74 and shit! Not emaciated...and before Midterms! my Black broke ass ain't evah been in ah Russian prison and shit and limpin like ah muh fuckah at three-score of age! Uhm. Anyway...But tah my Broke Black ass,

Thah muh fuckah looks like ah homeless muh fuckah they got off of US' DC streets, kind of cleaned 'im up ah lil and told 'im, "Say these lines only. And you won't be homeless the rest of your living sorry ass days."!...Um-hum...

Now, that reads about right!

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