An Ill Ass UNcomfortable US Job Interview.

 "So...Meredith. Where do you see yourself in this company three to five years from now?"

'The truth?'

"Of course!"

'Well...in five years...that 'll bring US to 2031.'

"Yes! Exactly! Where do you see yourself in this company in 2031?"

'And we're still speaking truths?'

"The last time I was asked. Yes, we will now and throughout this interview be speaking of truths."

'Well in that case, that's easy. I'll take that 2029, three years. Cause in 2031 this company will have filed for bankruptcy and succumbed to all of the other US companies dismal US UN plight. And shall be no more. So, I'm jUSt asking to be on this companies team for the next three years and some change.'

Silence. Then,

"God damn, Welcome to our team Meredith!"...

(Peace! More to come...)