"Football fan, 62, drank five cans of lager and then threw himself off a stadium's upper tier - Daily Mail"

Giggled. Clicked on thah shit! Now, this is some UK soccer/football shit! Not no US American Football shit! Anyway...

Read down! Yeah, thah muh fuckah agreed he drank five cans of lager! But, I mean, shit! Were them muh fuckahs 16oz tallboys, regular 12 oz muh fuckahs or like them damn "Foster's" Australians' still sell,

25oz righteoUS joints!? Or howevah thah fuck evah it translates in that metric fuck-all! Fuck that!

Five 12oz cans @ 5% ABV and yo ass is USed tah drinkin beer...maybe! But on an empty stomach? Busted! But

Five or more of those othah joints empty stomach or not..yo sorry ass know good and God damned well aftah all of these years drinkin beer, should 've eaten some shit before drinkin that many beers, if yah didn't! Anyway... Niggah! Yo broke sorry ass shall have tah pay in time and in damages! Or whatevah thah UN "lawful" fucked up teeth shit them ugly muh fuckahs do in thah UK! I mean, shit! Brits are some ugly ass muh fuckUS! God damn!!! Don't give ah proud US beautiful fuck! I mean, shit! When my YOUng ass USed tah watch hella porn! my Black ailin broke ass dares US tah put in tah this very day "British Porn"! Thee Holy fuck!!! Thems some horribly ugly Humans! And gots thah nerves tah be ugly naked and ugly fuckin?! God damnit tah fuck! Now that ain't no good look at thah fuck all!

Fuck!

No!

But fuck it!...

Too old, too tired, too Black, too crippled and way too muh fuckin US broke!

Prepare,

Project Peace and

Pray....

(Peace! More to come...)