"Pen Pals"

 Why it popped intah my mind jUSt now is fuckin nuts! And thah shit is still goin on!

Do US undahstand how this shit started me on thah road of writing?! Had this shit in grade school and shit, I think around grade 5?! Wrote tah thah Pen Pal muh fuckah! And check it?! Got ah fuckin response! Then got so far that thah pen-pals were able tah send shit via USPS tah thah crib! Do US broke assUS undahstands how fuckin exciting tah check thah fuckin mail every fuckin day and then...Niggah?! A fuckin response...in thah fuckin mail! Written in ah young lil niggUS address and name and shit!?... Oh...do US undahstand that lil shit like that, that makes an old ass muh fuckah like me undahstand that US has tah recognize US' YOUths...in writin!? Anyway... 

Mommy, bein thah Apostolic/Pentecostal that she was, shut that fuckin shit down with ah quicknUSs,

"No! I don't like this whatsoever! To this house?! Oh, no! This is evil!"!

And needlUSs tah say, 

Pen Pals

Nevah thah fuck

More!

And an old niggah wondUS thah fuck now, was "Pen Pals" ah Global pedophile network back then that Mommy somehow knew about through Our Father's whispers?! Anyway...

(Peace! More to come...)