"Reacher - (Series)"

 Lee Child is ah muh fuckah with the Reacher character! Hollywood/CIA sorry ass muh fuckahs, not so much!

Tom Cruise had thah right look and personality but at 5'7" (which means thah muh fuckah is only 5'5" like my old Black short ass) ain't no muh fuckin Reacher!

Alan Ritchson has thah height but that muscular physique, talkin like an automaton and havin ah dumb fucked up look all thah God damned time on his fuckin face! Again, ain't no muh fuckin Reacher!

Fuck!

No!

Reacher in Child's novels reads as just ah bad ass intelligent ex-military police cornfed White muh fuckah that loved him some eatin, loved him some coffee, loved him some righteoUS jUStice and loved him some fuckin muh fuckUS up when they got out of ordah! Which Cruise and Ritchson don't fit thah muh fuckin bill! I mean, shit! Ritchson will put some food in his mouth, chew on some shit but you nevah see thah muh fuckah swallow what thah fuck he's chewin on and shit! And rarely is seen with ah fuckin cup of coffee and shit! How thah fuck that ill shit work?! Anyway...

And why thah Holy fuck have those Hollywood/CIA commies haven't made ah movie or series out of : "Tripwire," "Running Blind" or "Make Me" is beyond this old niggUS' comprehension and shit!?

If US broke assUS are intah reading? Read them three Child joints?! Bad ass muh fuckin shits!

(Peace! More to come...)