my old Black ass writin this shit in-between cookin certain shit and shit!...Hold on?...Okay, an old niggah forgot if he turned thah Greens down tah ah simmer! Anyway...
Ah niggah ain't evah minded cookin and shit! Nevah! But aftah all these muh fuckin years, fuck cookin for US Black muh fuckUS! Fuck it! Actin like ah broke ass muh fuckah in some type of niggerdom homecookin contests and shit! "My Momma used tah put..." Don't give ah fuck! "You know, I put..." Don't give one solid US fuck!...Get fuckin tired cookin for US broke muh fuckUS and US are some ungrateful muh fuckUS! Thah shit's free! Ain't nobody bein charged for shit! "I don't eat Greens!..." my Black ass is sorry, but there is no mandatory sign sayin on that Greens' vessel, "Everyone at this talble has to eat these Greens!" I mean, shit! Eat it? Don't eat it? It's Family dinin!? Thah fuck?!
"Well, I'm jUSt sayin! I'm allergic to them really." Don't give one solid fuck! Fuck!
Sounds like yo allergic complainin broke sorry ass needs tah start stayin at home and eatin at restaurants and shit! CaUSe ain't nobody 'round this table tryin tah hear that ill ass noise given this holiday gathering!
I mean, shit! Thah fuck's an old ass niggah missin and shit?! Too old, too tired, too Black and most definitely too muh fuckin broke!
Merry Christmas Sonshines!
(Peace! More to come...)
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