my Wife looks at me all crazy and shit buyin two or three of these spiral 89 cents ah pound Ham meat goodness!?
I mean, shit! Where thah fuck else, US broke ass muh fuckUS gonnah purchase ah pound of whatevah thah fuck for
89 fuckin cents ah fuckin pound?! I mean, shit! Ah pound of "M&Ms", "Haribo" gummies, "Jolly Rancher"...gonnah set that broke ass back some six USDs ah pound or more some shit! Spendin $5.99 on ah 8oz bag of US' favorite crisps "Lay's", "Mike Sells", "Cape Cod"...!Ye, with no nutritional value! Save for tastin good as broke ass fuck! And all that shit's doin tah US is given US onset diabetes, hypertension and shit at six times or more thah cost! Thah fuck?! No fuckin brainer and shit!
Niggresses and NiggUS! Stock thah fuck up! And freeze that invaluable salted protein delicioUS shit!
Thah fuck's an old ailin broke ass niggah missin and shit?! CaUSe:
A slice of fatty Ham, two Eggs over-easy and two pieces of strawberry/grape/peach...whatevah thah fuckin jam and butter slathered toasts...are fuckin broke ass
DelicioUSnUSs!
(Peace! More to come...)
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