I mean, shit! What thah fuck them evil US IN State commies think broke ass THC righteoUSly hittin muh fuckUS gonnah do and shit?! Thah shit's in reasonable drivin distance tah get US broke muh fuckin assUS hook-up and shit!
But God damned! An old niggah gots tah give so much information up and shit! I.D., telephone number, cameras all ovah thah fuckin place...and I'm fuckin sure them muh fuckahs USe facial recognition software and shit! But fuck it!
What did ol 'Road Warrior' say, "I'll drive that tankah!"! Beats goin tah these street weed muh fuckUS and yo broke ass gets what yo broke ass gets for 40 USDs ah Quad! Sativa, Indica...whatevah thah fuck! On thah street thah street shit's jUSt known as weed/green or whatevah thah broke ass fuck! Them broke muh fuckin street dealin niggUS ain't got no time for no God damned choices US broke ass niggUS need tah make about ah fuckin strain!
Fuck!
No!
US broke assUS get lucky and get that 'Oww-Wee', now that's what's up! But that shit, them dealin niggUS now done changed that 40 for ah Quad tah 80! And about ninety percent of thah time thah upcharge is fuckin worth it! Anyway...
Old ass first time broke muh fuckah tryin tah cop tah relieve some fucked up OA pain! And of course write with some shit! Best thing tah open them mind writin passages up and shit! "...to boldly go where no man has gone before!"! God damned muh fuckin skippy! But God damned!
Walk intah thah muh fuckah! Receptionist that wants yo ID, tah make a copy of, and phone number! And what thah fuck my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS?! Sittin right next tah thah receptionist, lookin at yo broke ass is an Illinois State Police Officer in uniform! Ah niggah done fell for thah fucked-up okee-doke?! An old broke ailin niggah should've known bettah! God damnit tah fuck!...But no!
Fuck!
No!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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