" 'Code red' issued at steakhouses across America as beef prices soar, and it's bad news for customers - Daily Mail"

 How thah Holy fuck is that shit bad for US broke ass muh fuckUS?!

Don't mean dick tah US broke muh fuckUS!

Fuck!

No!

If shit gets too muh fuckin deep and shit?!

US checks thah ends?! Uh...

Fuck!

No!

I mean, shit! Raise them sorry ass beef priceUS! If US broke ass muh fuckUS can't afford it! US ain't gonnah fuckin buy it! Don't give ah fuck! 

"Maruchan Ramen Beef Noodles" It shall be! Fuck it! Too old, too tired and too fuckin broke!

Thah fuck's an old broke ass ailin niggah missin and shit!

(Peace! More to come...)