"New Year's Eve events cancelled around the world as urgent warning issued - full list - Irish Star"

 I mean, shit?!

How fuckin horribly nasty are those muh fuckin

Epstein

Videos?!

Globally, got political muh fuckUS talkin that terrorists fucked up shit! Tryin tah divert US broke assUS!

Fuck!

No!

...Come on nah?! Muh fuckahs all ovah this firmament talkin bout wars and shit!... Uhm! Must be some awful muh fuckin deplorable Global nasty ass repugnant shit! How did thah "AT&T" jingle go, "Reach out and touch someone"! God damn muh fuckin skippy! That nasty ass pederast fucked up, still livin, Epstein done touched these political degenerate UN evil commie muh fuckahs all across this firmament! Enough so these worthlUSs slothful...nasty sorry ass muh fuckin  evil UN commies, will go to war to form ah "US/UN Tabula Rasa" mind fuck!! Thah fuck?!

God damn!

my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!!!!!!

Prepare,

Project peace and

Pray!

And US shall always be just fine Sonshines!

(Peace! More to come...)