With thah shit them evil muh fuckin "Candy"makers got out now and shit!?
And thah way my old Black ass has always loved me some candy?!
my Black ass would be like four-hundred pounds some shit!? Check it?! On ah 5'5" frame! And that shit ain't fuckin sharp!
Fuck!
No!
Then, addin in delicioUS Fast Food, new crisps snacks, all these God damned bakery shops,...Anyway...
Nerds?! I could eat ah fuckin pound of those shits in one sittin! Now of course, I'd alternate thah flavors and shit, Lil bit of Grape,l il bit of Cherry, lil bit of Strawberry...fuck flavor fatigue! Haribo Gummies, thah same God damned thing! "Jelly Belly's" are thah shit! Old school Jolly Ranchers, Now & Later, Pixie Stix, Hubba Bubba, Mary Jane's, Big Sol, Big League Chew, Hot Dog bubblegum, Brach's Neopolitans, Horehounds, Anise Squares, Zots, Bubble Yum, Charm's suckers...
You already know?! But, I mean, shit! Just an old ass muh fuckin suggestion some shit?
Once US gets around forty-five some shits?!
Play, "Reveille" tah them candy shits!
But around thah blessed Holidays,
Gorge thah dog ass shit out them delicioUS shits!
(Peace! More to come...)
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