Sunday, September 15, 2024

Modern Day Sorry Ass US "MDs" II

 So, my old Black sorry broke ass wrote about this muh fuckin Physical Therapy, Osteopathic muh fuckah! Oh, which my muh fuckin PCP referred me to and shit! Of course, in thah same muh fuckin 'Network'!

PCP spent fifteen minutes with me upon consultation and referral, charged

195 US dollUS! Which after insurance paid ah measly 22 dollUS ah niggah was on thah hook for 173 dollUS! Sorry muh fuckah clockin, thirteen fuckin US dollUS ah minute!

Went tah thah fuckin 'specialist' referral doctah for ah "Consultation Visit"! Spent less than ten minutes tops with my old Black sorry broke, in pain ass!

Billed US broke assUS for

279 US dollUS! Which after insurance paid ah measly 77 DollUS ah niggah was on thah hook for 202 dollUS! This sorry muh fuckah clockin close tah 28 dollUS ah minute! And did I inform US he was ah straight up, dick?! An evil dick times, six! Anyway...

 And walked thah fuck out of  both them evil sorry asses thah same way I went, in pain!

Do US not undahstand why US muh fuckUS jUSt say,

"Fuck it!"

And go tah 

Street drugs?!

I mean, shit! Either way yah gettin fucked!

I shake my head oft times Sonshines!! 

Talkin bout US entitlement!?

What thah fuck done happened tah 

US my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS?!

I mean, shit!

No wondah why an old sorry ass niggUS

Broke!?

But shit!

Witnessin thah perpetual

Natural

Our Father's

Presents!

That US broke assUS shall continue tah

Unwrap!

Maybe!? Just maybe! Ah niggah will have enough disposable income, soon in about three weeks or so, to afford ah "Goodfella's, 22 inch Pepperoni pie"!

"But?! You can't tolerate dairy! You old fart!"

I mean, shit! That crUSt?!

They, "Make me a pizza? I can't refuse!"

my old Black sorry broke ass jUSt pops some benedryl aftah I eat some shit!

Their crust is thah shit! Well, thah toppins are delicioUS too!

Membah thah solid song "Wortd Keeps Spinning - Theory"! Yeah!

Stay safe US

Peeps!...

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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