Sunday, September 22, 2024

"Man Accidentally Stabs Himeself to Death trying to Separate Two Frozen Burgers With Knife - Fox News"

Go tah thah muh fuckin comments,

Brutal!

And thah shit's serioUS as fuck and shit!

"British officials..." 

Don't give ah fuck!

Somethin's thah fuck wrong with this fucked up shit! 

July of last year muh fuckUS!?

July!

But, "the body was found in his bed."

What thah fuck?!

So thah muh fuckah stabs himself in thah stomach and says, 

"Fuck it! I'm tired!"  Lays his sorry ass down! And dies?!

Thah fuck that "stroke" one-armed utilizin muh fuckah knew?!

I mean, shit!

And thah world will nevah fuckin

Know!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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