"Al Roker Announces Devastating Family Loss - Parade"

 Thee Holy fuck!?

Ah fuckin sorry ass dog!? Callin thah quadruped ah fuckin 

Daughter?! 

What done happened tah US niggUS!

Done lost US niggUS' rabid ass minds and shit!

Kindah fuckin shit?!

US sorry broke Black ass muh fuckUS done drank thah muh fuckin tainted

Kool-Aid fo

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(Peace! More to come...)