"Lay's Dill Pickle (Salt & Vinegar) Flavored Potato Chips"

 Tasted them shits! They're delicioUS! But of course, I love their Salt & Vinegar Flavored Potato Chips!

Shit, this "Dill Pickle" shit is one and thah muh fuckin same! Like their "Frito's Scoops" and their "Tostitos Hearty Dippers"! Same muh fuckin thang! Just thah muh fuckin packagin 's different! Anyway...

Looked at thah ingredients! Ain't "Dill" no place tah be muh fuckin seen!

So,

It's jUSt ah Salt & Vinegar Flavored Lay's Potato Chip, with green packagin and shit! Makin ah dill pickle lovah like myself bein misguided by suggestively advertisin this shit havin ah muh fuckin, "Dill Pickle Flavored"!? Shiiiooought! I'm an ol Black sorry broke ass dill eatin and lovin dill pickle muh fuckah, muh fuckahs!

No muh fuckahs!

Ain't no dill no muh fuckin place! I'm ah dill pickle muh fuckin tastin mastah muh fuckahs! Fuck that dill advertised shit! Cause there ain't one sprig of dill in that flavoring! Not fuckin one!..

Salt & Vinegar?! 

Fuck yes!

But that ain't what y'alls sorry asses advertisin for this shit tah be!...

(Peace! More to come...)